I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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