it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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