this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
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Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
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I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I gave the guy a $20 tip on a $9 cab ride, he thought I was just bad at math but I was really just incredibly thankful to be alive and home.
I was like "don't worry, I'm a math major and you deserve the shit out of that 222% tip"
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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