I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
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Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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