idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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