Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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