Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
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