normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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