well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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