I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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