we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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