Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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