And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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