why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
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I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
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Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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