yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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