Plan B is the new Plan A
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
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Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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