just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
now i know why i became what i already was.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
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I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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