She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Duck Duck Cougar?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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