Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
