did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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