my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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