so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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