I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
He told me he wanted to show me something beautiful, then just started peeing off the bridge into oncoming traffic
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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