Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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