Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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