**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
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it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
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and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
Randomize