I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cheated on you last night. I slept with my laptop.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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