I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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