Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
do herpes really smell.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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