I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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