Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
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The only downside is I can't stop skipping
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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