just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
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You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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