I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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