this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
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who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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