new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
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