so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Acid is not a monday night drug
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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So squirting runs in the family.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
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