I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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