yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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