dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm not sure that our 12-years-ago-high-school-"relationship," and 179 texts in the last 4 hours is gonna be enough to squeeze a naked smartphone picture of me. I'm gonna need some chicken wings or Makers Mark before that starts happening.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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