i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
We shall need something stronger. Anal lube, the blood of a giraffe, and a bay leaf should do the trick. Make the paste and cover your left knee and anus in it.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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