He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
I look excited, but its just a facade.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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