ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
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I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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