I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
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I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
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Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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