you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
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Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
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Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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