Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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