Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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