i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
should my penis look like a turkey
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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