I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
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