Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
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