Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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