I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
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i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
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this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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