I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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