Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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